painting the bus
what people say when they’re too stupid to just ask someone out and instead try to pretend it’s a game
'I’m painting the bus because I don’t know how to talk to her.', said the guy who had 50 messages saved
'Painting the bus? That’s not a strategy, that’s a cry for help.', said the friend who had already asked out 3 peases that day
‘I painting the bus so hard I think my brain is leaking out of my ears.’, said the guy who tried to flirt with both twins and got rejected by both
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