painting the bus

1 views · Added 4h ago · 3 definitions

the fake excuse people use when they’re too lazy to actually flirt but still want to hit on someone who looks like a pease

'I just came here to painting the bus, no real intentions!', said nobody who was clearly staring at you for 10 minutes

'Painting the bus? More like painting my face red from embarrassment.', said the pease after being called out

'If I painting the bus one more time, I’m gonna throw up on this bus.', said the third wheel who only came to watch

what people say when they’re too stupid to just ask someone out and instead try to pretend it’s a game

'I’m painting the bus because I don’t know how to talk to her.', said the guy who had 50 messages saved

'Painting the bus? That’s not a strategy, that’s a cry for help.', said the friend who had already asked out 3 peases that day

‘I painting the bus so hard I think my brain is leaking out of my ears.’, said the guy who tried to flirt with both twins and got rejected by both

the act of pretending you’re trying to impress someone but really just want them to stop looking at you like you're a pease

'I’m painting the bus because I don’t know how to be cool.', said the guy who had 3 friends laughing at him in the background

'Painting the bus? That’s not cute, that’s desperate.', said the girl who was already texting her ex

‘If I paint this bus one more time, I’m gonna take it out on my mom.’, said the pease who just got called out by his own friend