Painting houses - When you say you paint houses, you’re telling people you’re

When you say you paint houses, you’re telling people you’re a killer. It’s like being a part-time assassin.

My cousin paints houses. He’s got a 100% success rate. No one’s ever seen him fail.

Painting houses is just a fancy way of saying I do body work.

I paint houses for fun. Last week, I painted a guy in the head.