Painting houses

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Painting houses means you're a hitman. You're the guy who gets paid to knock someone off like they're a piece of trash.

I painted three houses last week. All of them were rich bastards.

Painting houses is my full-time job. I don’t need no benefits.

I painted a house for $500. The guy was barely alive when I left.

When you say you paint houses, you’re telling people you’re a killer. It’s like being a part-time assassin.

My cousin paints houses. He’s got a 100% success rate. No one’s ever seen him fail.

Painting houses is just a fancy way of saying I do body work.

I paint houses for fun. Last week, I painted a guy in the head.

Painting houses is Mafia talk for you’re a killer. You do your job and leave like you were never there.

I painted a house. The guy was dead before I left the room.

I painted houses for 20 years. I never got caught once.

Painting houses is like being a ghost. You show up, you kill, you disappear.

Painting houses is also slang for when two guys get it on. Usually one is black and the other is white. It’s like a dirty love story.

I saw Morgan Freeman painting a house. He was doing it with a guy in a tuxedo.

Painting houses is a real thing. I did it once. It was messy.

My uncle paints houses. He’s got a lot of love stories to tell.

Painting houses is when you show up with a gun and shoot someone. It’s the same thing as painting their car or their living room.

I painted a house. I shot the guy in the leg and left a note.

Painting houses is like doing a drive-by. It’s quick and loud.

I painted a house for my brother. He shot three guys in the process.

Painting houses is when you pee on someone for money. It’s like a part-time job with a full-time mess.

I painted houses by peeing on my coworker’s desk. It was a real mess.

Painting houses is when you’re paid to make someone’s life worse.

I painted a house by peeing on a guy’s head. He was confused.

Painting houses is when you spraypaint the walls with your cum. It’s messy and it’s loud.

I painted a house with my cum. The walls were sticky for weeks.

Painting houses is like doing a wall job with a load of cum.

I painted houses all day. I was cumming so much, I was tired.