painted my squirrel - To make problems look like they’re your personal enemies and

To make problems look like they’re your personal enemies and you’re going to beat them up.

He painted my squirrel because his dog ate his shoes and now he’s mad at me.

My coworker painted my squirrel. She thinks her coffee is better than mine, and she’s right.

I painted my squirrel because my phone died and I had to talk to my mom.