Painted Grenade
A woman who looks like she was hit by a paintball grenade and still thinks she’s the main character.
She showed up to my party with glitter on her face and called me 'love' like I was her soulmate.
My neighbor is one. She has a face like a war zone and still tries to flirt with my dad.
That lady at the mall looked like she was hit by a paintball grenade and still called me 'darling'.