Painted Grenade
A woman who looks like she got into a fight with a glitter bomb and still thinks she’s hot.
She showed up to my dinner with glitter on her eyelids and called me 'honey' like I was her long-lost love.
My cousin dated one. She had glitter on her face and called me 'darling' like I was her best friend.
That lady at the bar had glitter on her face and still tried to flirt with my dad.