paintball poser
A paintball poser is someone who thinks they’re a pro, but they just post about it all day and never play.
"I’m a paintball legend!", while playing once every 6 months.
"Why don’t you come to the game?", said by someone who’s never been to one in their life.
"I’ve got 10 guns, but I can’t even shoot straight.", said by someone who gets hit by a kid on the first shot.