paintball poser

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A paintball poser is someone who talks more about paintball than they actually play. They own gear, but they’re too busy typing on forums to go out and shoot some real players.
"I’ve got a $500 gun! I’m the best!", while playing 1 game a year.
"Why don’t you just come to practice?", said by someone who’s never been to one.
"I post on forums every day, but I can’t even hit a target.", said by someone who’s never fired a shot in real life.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A paintball poser is like a fake pro. They own fancy gear, but they’re just another person with too much time and no life.
"I’ve got 3 guns! I’m a pro!", while playing 2 games a year.
"Why don’t you come to the game?", said by someone who’s never left their house.
"I can beat anyone in 1on1.", said by someone who gets shot by a kid on the first round.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A paintball poser is someone who thinks they’re a pro, but they just post about it all day and never play.
"I’m a paintball legend!", while playing once every 6 months.
"Why don’t you come to the game?", said by someone who’s never been to one in their life.
"I’ve got 10 guns, but I can’t even shoot straight.", said by someone who gets hit by a kid on the first shot.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A paintball poser is like a fake legend. They’re all talk and no play. They post every day but can’t even shoot straight.
"I’ve got 5 guns, I’m the best!", while playing once every few months.
"Why don’t you come to practice?", said by someone who’s never been there in their life.
"Just 1on1 me!", said by someone who gets shot by a kid on the first round.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A paintball poser is like a forum king. They know everything about paintball, but they can’t even hit a target.
"I’m the best player in town!", while playing 2 games a year.
"Why don’t you come to the game?", said by someone who’s never been there.
"I’ve got 4 guns and I’m a pro!", said by someone who gets hit by a kid on the first shot.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A paintball poser is someone who thinks they’re a legend, but they just post all day and play once in a blue moon.
"I’m a pro! I’ve got 3 guns!", while playing once every year.
"Why don’t you come to practice?", said by someone who’s never been there in their life.
"Just 1on1 me!", said by someone who gets hit on the first shot.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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