paintball poser
A paintball poser is like a fake legend. They’re all talk and no play. They post every day but can’t even shoot straight.
"I’ve got 5 guns, I’m the best!", while playing once every few months.
"Why don’t you come to practice?", said by someone who’s never been there in their life.
"Just 1on1 me!", said by someone who gets shot by a kid on the first round.