paintacologist
A guy who came from a poor country thinking he'd meet a doctor but now he's just a messy painter who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the wall.
I moved here to be a surgeon, now I'm stuck painting my dog's face and calling it art.
Thought I was going to fix people, now I’m fixing my own mess with glitter and bad decisions.
Left my country for a doctor, ended up with a paintbrush and a lot of rage.