paintacologist

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A guy who came from a poor country thinking he'd meet a doctor but now he's just a messy painter who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the wall.

I moved here to be a surgeon, now I'm stuck painting my dog's face and calling it art.

Thought I was going to fix people, now I’m fixing my own mess with glitter and bad decisions.

Left my country for a doctor, ended up with a paintbrush and a lot of rage.

A person who left his home country to find a surgeon but instead got stuck painting like he had no brain and no self-respect.

I came for medical help, now I’m just covering my walls with spaghetti and calling it modern art.

Was supposed to heal people, now I’m just making them laugh at my mess.

He left the hospital for a paintbrush and now he's stuck in a studio with no life.

A dude who moved from a broke country thinking he'd be a doctor, but instead he’s just a painter with bad aim and worse taste.

I came to America for a surgeon job, now I'm painting my neighbor's cat and calling it a masterpiece.

Left the hospital for the canvas and never looked back, now my life is covered in glue and glitter.

Thought I'd be saving lives, now I’m just saving my own with acrylics and rage.