paint your wood
When you paint someone’s wood, you’re basically begging to be taken down and drenched in goo. If your wood gets painted, you're the one getting messed with.
He texted me: 'Let's paint each other’s wood at the mall.'
I got painted by my crush after gym class. It was embarrassing.
My friend’s dad said, 'You better paint my wood or I'll take your phone.'