paint your wood

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Paint your wood means you want to jump someone’s bones and spill your goo all over them. If they paint your wood, that means they’re doing the same thing to you.
Hey bro, let's paint each other's wood before class.
She painted my wood in the back of the bus. I still smell like cum.
My brother said, 'Paint my wood or I'll beat you up.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When you paint someone’s wood, you’re basically begging to be taken down and drenched in goo. If your wood gets painted, you're the one getting messed with.
He texted me: 'Let's paint each other’s wood at the mall.'
I got painted by my crush after gym class. It was embarrassing.
My friend’s dad said, 'You better paint my wood or I'll take your phone.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Paint your wood is like saying you want to be covered in cum. If someone paints your wood, they're the one doing all the work and leaving you soaked.
At the party, he said, 'Let's paint each other’s wood.'
My sister painted my wood during lunch. I couldn’t eat after that.
He yelled at me: 'Paint my wood or I'll tell your mom!'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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To paint someone's wood means you want to get smothered in goo like a hot dog. If they paint your wood, you're the one getting drenched and stuck with it.
She said, 'Let's paint each other’s wood during recess.'
He painted my wood on the bus. I had cum all over my shirt.
My brother told me, 'Paint my wood or I'll take your snack.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When you paint someone’s wood, it means you’re asking to be flooded with goo. If your wood gets painted, that means you're the one getting taken down and messed with.
He messaged me: 'Let's paint each other’s wood after school.'
I got painted by my crush in the hallway. I was red-faced.
My friend said, 'Paint my wood or I'll beat you up again!'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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