Paint Stirring - When you stick a stick in a bucket of paint and stab it like

When you stick a stick in a bucket of paint and stab it like it’s your enemy, and you do it at work because you’re too dumb to do anything else.

I stabbed the paint so hard I got a paper cut and a promotion.

I stirred paint because I was tired and it was easier than crying.

I stirred paint and my boss thought I was doing something important.