Paint Stirring

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That thing you do on Sunday when the tall weird preacher talks about spaghetti and thanks, and you’re too lazy to actually pray or think.

I was stirring paint again because I couldn’t remember how to breathe.

The preacher said holy thanks, and I just stabbed the paint like it owed me money.

I stirred paint so hard I woke up the neighbor’s cat and a dead mouse.

When you stick a stick in a bucket of paint and stab it like it’s your enemy, and you do it at work because you’re too dumb to do anything else.

I stabbed the paint so hard I got a paper cut and a promotion.

I stirred paint because I was tired and it was easier than crying.

I stirred paint and my boss thought I was doing something important.