Paint me green and call me a cucumber - You got played so hard you might as well be a lime in a frui

You got played so hard you might as well be a lime in a fruit salad.

He said he’d help me cheat, then told the teacher. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

I believed every lie, and now I’m stuck with a D. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

She said she’d bring the snacks, then brought soup. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.