Paint me green and call me a cucumber

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When someone totally shat on your plans and you’re left looking like a confused pickle.

I thought we were gonna win, but he sold us out to the enemy. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

She said she’d help me study, then went to the mall. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

He promised me pizza, then gave me a sandwich. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

You got played so hard you might as well be a lime in a fruit salad.

He said he’d help me cheat, then told the teacher. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

I believed every lie, and now I’m stuck with a D. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

She said she’d bring the snacks, then brought soup. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

You got scammed so bad you could be a green bean in a vegetable soup.

He said he’d take the blame, then ran off. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

I trusted him with my lunch money, and now I’m broke. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

She said she’d help me with math, then failed the test. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

You got double-crossed so bad you’re practically a green apple that got dropped on the floor.

He said he’d help me pass, then gave me the worst test. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

She said she’d bring the pizza, then brought tacos. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

He promised me a gold star, then gave me a participation sticker. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

You got totally roasted and now you look like a sad green bean in a can.

He said he’d help me with the project, then laughed at my work. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

She said she’d help me with the essay, then copied mine. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.

He said he’d take the blame, then told on me. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.