Paint me green and call me a cucumber
You got double-crossed so bad you’re practically a green apple that got dropped on the floor.
He said he’d help me pass, then gave me the worst test. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.
She said she’d bring the pizza, then brought tacos. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.
He promised me a gold star, then gave me a participation sticker. Paint me green and call me a cucumber.