paint face
When a guy spits his cum all over a girl’s face like she’s a canvas and he’s the most annoying artist ever.
My man just painted my face with cum during our first date. I’m still mad.
She tried to act cool, but when he blasted his load on her face, she screamed like a toddler.
He said it was ‘art,’ but it was just a messy face and a bad excuse.