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When a guy spits his cum all over a girl’s face like she’s a canvas and he’s the most annoying artist ever.
My man just painted my face with cum during our first date. I’m still mad.
She tried to act cool, but when he blasted his load on her face, she screamed like a toddler.
He said it was ‘art,’ but it was just a messy face and a bad excuse.
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When a man goes full-on cum tsunami on a girl’s face because he can’t control his nuts.
He came so hard on her face, it looked like a cum hurricane hit her.
During our make-out session, he blasted his load right in my face. I was shocked and slightly disgusted.
She told him to stop, but he kept painting her face with his cum like it was a masterpiece.
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When a guy douses a girl’s face with his cum because he thinks it’s a romantic gesture.
He said it was love, but it felt like being attacked by a cum fountain.
She thought he was sweet until he started painting her face with his jizz.
He came on her face and called it ‘passion.’ She called it ‘a mess.’
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When a guy pulls out, jacks off, and then blasts his cum straight into a girl’s face like it’s a facepalm moment.
He pulled out, jacked off, and then painted her face with his cum. It was pure chaos.
She didn’t see it coming, his cum came flying at her face like a missile.
After he finished blowing his load on her face, she asked if he had any regrets.
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When a guy rubs his cock all over a girl’s face like it’s a paintbrush and then explodes in her face.
He painted my face with his cum like I was a canvas. It was messy, but I guess it was cute.
He rubbed his cock on my face and then exploded like a cum bomb.
I thought he was being affectionate until his cum hit me in the face.
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When you blast your cum directly onto someone’s face because you’re too lazy to wipe it up.
He just blasted his cum on her face. No warning. No mercy.
She was cleaning her room when he came out of nowhere and painted her face with cum.
He said ‘I love you’ and then covered her face in cum.
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When someone is ‘painting their face,’ they’re probably lying about everything. It’s like being a clown who’s also fake.
He said he was painting his face for the party, but it turned out to be just cum on his face.
She told me she painted her face because she wanted to look pretty. I called her a lying clown.
He claimed he was an artist, but his cum paintings were just messy and fake.
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