paint a masterpiece
What a guy says when he wants to have wild sex with a girl, but he doesn't know how to say it without sounding stupid.
He said, 'I'm gonna paint a masterpiece.' I just rolled my eyes and took off my shirt.
She told him she was gonna paint a masterpiece. He got hard in 2 seconds.
He DM'd me: 'Hey, I'm paintin' a masterpiece tonight. Want to join?'