paint a masterpiece

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A fake excuse to say you're gonna draw something amazing, but really you just want to upload some bad art so no one gets in your way.
Bro, I'm paintin' a masterpiece. Don't bother me.
He said he was paintin' a masterpiece. Turns out it was just a doodle of a sad pizza.
She posted her 'masterpiece' and got 2 likes. One from her mom.
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What a guy says when he wants to have wild sex with a girl, but he doesn't know how to say it without sounding stupid.
He said, 'I'm gonna paint a masterpiece.' I just rolled my eyes and took off my shirt.
She told him she was gonna paint a masterpiece. He got hard in 2 seconds.
He DM'd me: 'Hey, I'm paintin' a masterpiece tonight. Want to join?'
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