Painkiller drunk - You’re so wasted on painkillers you think you’re in a movie,

You’re so wasted on painkillers you think you’re in a movie, but you’re just falling asleep on the couch.

I took my painkillers and started acting like I was in a movie. My dog was the only one watching.

I tried to do a dramatic exit and tripped over the rug. It was majestic.

I told my friend I was going to be a movie star. He said, 'You’re just going to bed.'