Painkiller drunk - When you take way too many painkillers and act like you’re w

When you take way too many painkillers and act like you’re wasted, even though you’re just high on your own dumbass.

I took six Advils and now I’m screaming at my dog because he won’t stop barking.

I tried to dance to the radio and fell off the couch. It was glorious.

I told my mom I was going to space. She said, 'You’re just going to bed.'