painbrexit
Painbrexit is Brexit gone wrong. Like when you think you're going to win but end up with a broken leg and no prize.
My friend said Painbrexit was just a bad day at work. I told him it was like a bad day times ten.
I got a text from my dad: 'You left the EU, now pay for my new job.'
The economy went down, and I had to sell my dog for money.