painbrexit

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Painbrexit is when Britain leaves the EU but ends up getting crushed by bad luck, like a piñata full of insults. No one wants it but everyone gets hit.
I told my mom Brexit was a good idea. She said I’d regret it. I did.
My uncle lost his job because of Painbrexit and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.
The price of bread went up, and I cried like a baby in the supermarket.
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Painbrexit is Brexit gone wrong. Like when you think you're going to win but end up with a broken leg and no prize.
My friend said Painbrexit was just a bad day at work. I told him it was like a bad day times ten.
I got a text from my dad: 'You left the EU, now pay for my new job.'
The economy went down, and I had to sell my dog for money.
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Painbrexit is when you leave the EU like a kid who quits soccer, but then you get no snacks and have to do extra homework.
I said Painbrexit was just a fancy word for being sad. I was wrong.
My teacher made us write an essay about Brexit. It felt like Painbrexit.
The economy went south, and now my allowance is gone.
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