pain porn
The agony in the junk area of a person who gets cut off from their daily dose of porn. It’s like having a cheeseburger shoved up your nose and then being told you can’t have dessert.
My dad got pain porn withdrawal and started yelling at the TV like it was his ex.
My sister’s been missing her pain porn so much she tried to eat the Wi-Fi router.
My uncle took a bite out of my laptop because he thought it was a phone.