pain porn

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Smashy-bangy videos, pictures, and sounds of people getting wrecked for your enjoyment. It’s like watching a toddler get hit by a truck while wearing clown shoes.
My cousin watched a guy get stabbed in the face and then cried about it for three days.
I saw a video of a guy getting run over by a tank and now I can’t eat tacos without screaming.
My brother’s been watching pain porn so much his eyes are bleeding.
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The agony in the junk area of a person who gets cut off from their daily dose of porn. It’s like having a cheeseburger shoved up your nose and then being told you can’t have dessert.
My dad got pain porn withdrawal and started yelling at the TV like it was his ex.
My sister’s been missing her pain porn so much she tried to eat the Wi-Fi router.
My uncle took a bite out of my laptop because he thought it was a phone.
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