pain pill crisis
Doctors are like bosses who won’t let you take pain pills even though they’re the only thing keeping you from punching a wall.
My doctor said I’d get fired if I took more pills. He didn’t say anything when he got a $10,000 bonus for not giving me any.
I tried to punch the wall and my hand was still sore. My doctor laughed at me like I was a kid who spilled juice on his shirt.
My doc said no more pills because ‘he’s getting a raise’, so I took them all anyway.