pain pill crisis

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Doctors are greedy jerks who won’t give you your pain pills even though you’re screaming in agony. They probably got a kickback from some pill company and don’t care if you die from the pain.

My grandma broke her hip and the doctor gave her candy instead of real pills. I’m gonna tell her she’s dead if she doesn’t stop being cheap.

I had 12 wisdom teeth pulled and my doc gave me a lollipop. I bit it in half and cried.

The doctor told me not to take more pills because he got paid by the pill company. I took them anyway.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Doctors are like jailers who won’t let you have your pain pills even though they’re the only thing keeping you from screaming into a pillow.

I asked for more pills and my doctor said I was being ‘dramatic’, he’s not getting paid by me, he’s getting paid by the pill company.

My brother got kicked out of the hospital because he took too many pain pills. He didn’t care, he just wanted to sleep.

My doctor won’t give me pills because he says I’ll become an addict. I don’t want to be an addict, I want to stop screaming!

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Doctors are like bosses who won’t let you take pain pills even though they’re the only thing keeping you from punching a wall.

My doctor said I’d get fired if I took more pills. He didn’t say anything when he got a $10,000 bonus for not giving me any.

I tried to punch the wall and my hand was still sore. My doctor laughed at me like I was a kid who spilled juice on his shirt.

My doc said no more pills because ‘he’s getting a raise’, so I took them all anyway.

by Slangipedia 5h ago