pain-gwen
the dumb way to say "Penguin" like you’re from the sticks and you think it’s cute.
My aunt says "pain-gwen" every time she talks about her trip to Florida. It’s annoying.
He tried to impress me by saying "pain-gwen" instead of "Penguin." I laughed so hard I cried.
The teacher called roll and said "pain-gwen," and the whole class burst out laughing.