Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the dumb way to say "Penguin" like you’re from the sticks and you think it’s cute.

My aunt says "pain-gwen" every time she talks about her trip to Florida. It’s annoying.

He tried to impress me by saying "pain-gwen" instead of "Penguin." I laughed so hard I cried.

The teacher called roll and said "pain-gwen," and the whole class burst out laughing.

2

the worst way to say "Penguin" like you’re trying too hard to sound cool.

At the party, he said "pain-gwen" and no one got it. It was awkward.

My mom says "pain-gwen" every time she sees a penguin on TV. I wish she’d shut up.

He tried to be fancy by saying "pain-gwen," but he just sounded stupid.

3

how you say "Penguin" when you’re from Pennsylvania and you think it’s the best thing ever.

At the dinner table, my uncle said "pain-gwen" and everyone rolled their eyes.

She texted me "I saw a pain-gwen at the zoo." I facepalmed.

He tried to be funny by saying "pain-gwen," but it just made things worse.