Pain at the pump
When gas prices are high, it's also when your pee feels like it's on fire. You're probably sick or you did something stupid with your privates.
My uncle said, 'I've got Pain at the Pump and a burning in my bladder, I'm gonna die.'
My friend texted me, 'I think I got Pain at the Pump from a weird guy at the bar.'
My doctor said, 'You've got Pain at the Pump and a UTI, stop eating so much pizza.'