Pain at the pump

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A stupid phrase news people use every time gas prices go up like they're trying to make you hate your life more. It's just a fancy way of saying your wallet is crying.

The news reporter said, 'Pain at the Pump is here again!' like it's a new kind of torture.

My dad yelled, 'Pain at the Pump? I'm getting a second job!'

My mom texted me, 'I'm gonna scream at the gas station if I hear that phrase one more time.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When gas prices are high, it's also when your pee feels like it's on fire. You're probably sick or you did something stupid with your privates.

My uncle said, 'I've got Pain at the Pump and a burning in my bladder, I'm gonna die.'

My friend texted me, 'I think I got Pain at the Pump from a weird guy at the bar.'

My doctor said, 'You've got Pain at the Pump and a UTI, stop eating so much pizza.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago