paigey E
A paigey E is the kind of woman who makes your life better just by existing, but also makes it hell because she’s so damn perfect and she knows it.
She came to my house in pajamas and told me I was ‘a mess worth fixing.’
At the party, she stole my drink and said I needed a 'real woman.'
When I cried about my dog dying, she just laughed and said, 'He was cute, but he’s not worth it.'