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A paigey E is a woman who’s so damn hot you forget she’s also a total b*tch, but you still wanna marry her because she laughs at your dumb jokes and doesn’t leave you hanging when you’re down.
She texted me 'I’m gonna make you cry' then sent a meme of a cat falling off a couch.
At the bar, she drank my beer and told the bartender I was ‘a loser with good taste.’
When I broke up with her, she just winked and said, 'We’ll be back together. You know that.'