paigey E
A paigey E is a woman who can turn your average day into a disaster by being extra pretty, extra nice, and extra annoying all at the same time.
She showed up to my job interview wearing my pants and my ex’s shirt.
At the grocery store, she bought every last bag of chips just to watch me panic.
She texted me 'I miss you' then sent a photo of her in bed with my brother.