My friend Mike gets paid $50 an hour to pretend he hates pineapple on pizza while secretly crying because someone told him not to say the truth about it ever again in life.

Politician pretending they care about your homeless crisis but really just doing whatever their rich donors tell them how many poor people should die next winter season without question mark attached!

Hate group member yelling 'I'm free!' every day while secretly following a strict list of rules written by people who want to see you lose everything tomorrow morning soon enough!