paid thinker

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A paid thinker is just some dumb shitter who stops thinking for themselves the second they get money from rich assholes to lie about things.
Rich corporate guy: 'Ask these free thinkers what makes them tick!' The thinkers just wrote whatever the boss said because he pays their rent. Fuck that shit!
Twitter troll posting hate speech but claiming it's independent journalism while secretly getting checks from a tech billionaire for saying dumb stuff online.
Guy in newsroom telling you broccoli tastes like dirt after accepting free lunch and stock options, even though his mom always hated green food.
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This loser thinks so hard for other people that their own brain turned into mush from working as a human puppet show.
My friend Mike gets paid $50 an hour to pretend he hates pineapple on pizza while secretly crying because someone told him not to say the truth about it ever again in life.
Politician pretending they care about your homeless crisis but really just doing whatever their rich donors tell them how many poor people should die next winter season without question mark attached!
Hate group member yelling 'I'm free!' every day while secretly following a strict list of rules written by people who want to see you lose everything tomorrow morning soon enough!
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