Paid By the Pound

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Taking a crap at work while your boss is watching. Then you figure out how much you earned while you pooped and divide it by how much your poop weighed. It’s like getting paid by how much you shat.

I pooped during the meeting and got paid by the pound. My boss said I was a ‘shitty asset.’

Took a dump in the office. Now I get paid by how much I shat. I’m a legend.

I pooped while I was working. My boss said I was paid by the pound. I’m rich in crap.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You poop on the job. Then you count your pay for the time it took to do it. Divide that by how much your poop weighed. That’s how much you earned for being a human toilet.

I pooped at work. My pay got divided by my dump. I got paid by the pound. It was worth it.

Pooped while working. My boss divided my pay by my dump. I’m a paid pooper.

I pooped on the clock. Got paid by the pound. My boss is a poophead.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You crap while you’re working. Then you figure out how much you made during your poop time. Divide that by the weight of your dump. That’s how much you get paid to be a pooping machine.

Pooped at work. Got paid by the weight of my dump. My boss is a poop genius.

Took a crap while working. Got paid by how much I pooped. I’m a pooping millionaire.

I pooped at work. My pay got divided by my dump. I’m a shitting legend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You take a dump while your job is going on. Then you calculate how much you earned while you were pooping. Divide that by how much your crap weighed. You get paid by the pound of your dump.

I pooped during work. Got paid by the pound of my dump. I’m a shitting king.

Took a dump while I was working. My pay got divided by my poop. I’m a legendary pooper.

Pooped on the clock. Got paid by the weight of my dump. I’m a poop wizard.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You poop at work. Then you figure out how much you made during the time you pooped. Divide that by how much your dump weighed. You get paid like a human toilet.

I pooped while working. Got paid by the weight of my dump. I’m a poop lord.

Pooped at work. Got paid by the pound. My boss said I was a shitting genius.

I took a dump during work. Got paid by the weight of my crap. I’m a legend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You take a crap on the job. Then you figure out how much you earned during the time you pooped. Divide that by the weight of your dump. That’s how much you get paid to be a pooping machine.

I pooped during work. My pay got divided by my dump. I’m a shitting legend.

Took a crap while working. Got paid by the weight of my poop. I’m a legend.

Pooped at work. Got paid by the pound. My boss is a poop genius.

by Slangipedia 7d ago