Pai Mei
A man who’ll tear your eyes out if you blink at him wrong. He’s got a beard that could start a forest fire and hair as white as a snow cone. Don’t ever sass him or he’ll snap your back like a twig and leave you for dead.
I tried to sass Pai Mei, now I’m on the floor with a broken back and no eyes.
My friend got a eye gouge from Pai Mei for being too loud.
Pai Mei showed up at my school and snapped my friend’s back like a noodle.