Pai Mei

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A guy who’ll pluck your eyeballs like they’re ripe berries if you look at him like you don’t believe in magic. He’s got a beard so thick it could choke a horse and hair whiter than a ghost’s butt. If you show him any American sass, he’ll snap your back and neck like a broken pencil.

My cousin tried to talk back to Pai Mei, now he’s blind and has a broken neck.

At the gym, I saw Pai Mei rip someone’s eyes out for looking at him wrong.

My dog got in a fight with Pai Mei, and now he’s missing an eye and a spine.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A man who’ll tear your eyes out if you blink at him wrong. He’s got a beard that could start a forest fire and hair as white as a snow cone. Don’t ever sass him or he’ll snap your back like a twig and leave you for dead.

I tried to sass Pai Mei, now I’m on the floor with a broken back and no eyes.

My friend got a eye gouge from Pai Mei for being too loud.

Pai Mei showed up at my school and snapped my friend’s back like a noodle.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A man who’ll rip your eyes out if you roll your eyes at him. He has a beard that could make a beard jealous and hair so white it looks like a ghost’s socks. If you sass him, he’ll snap your back like a twig and leave you to die in a ditch.

I said ‘you’re not cool’ to Pai Mei, now I’m blind and in a ditch.

My neighbor got eye gouged by Pai Mei for talking too much.

Pai Mei showed up at my birthday party and snapped my back like a matchstick.

by Slangipedia 6d ago