Pahtyn
Pahtyn is the best friend you never knew you needed, she’ll laugh at your stupid jokes and still let you live. But if you hurt her feelings, she’ll cuss you out and make you cry.
You tell her your worst joke, and she laughs so hard she cries. Then she cusses you out for being dumb.
She lets you copy her homework, but when you fail the test, she yells, 'You’re the worst friend I ever had!'
You try to make fun of her, and she cusses you out in the hallway.