Pahtyn

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Pahtyn is a hot mess of a girl who laughs at your dumb jokes and still lets you live. Don’t think she’s soft, she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her.
You text her: 'Hey Pahtyn, I got a 60 on my math test.' She replies: 'You’re gonna fail this class. I’m gonna fail with you.'
She laughs at your terrible puns, but when you trip over a chair, she yells, 'You’re a disgrace!'
You try to steal her snack, and she cusses you out in front of the whole class.
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Pahtyn is a walking party, she makes everything fun, but if you mess with her, she’ll beat you up and make you eat pizza for dinner.
You show up to lunch with a burger, and she grabs it and says, 'You’re gonna eat pizza, and you’re gonna like it.'
She laughs at your dumb memes, but when you call her a 'weirdo', she throws a milk carton at you.
You try to skip class, and she texts you: 'You’re not skipping, you’re staying with me.'
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Pahtyn is the best friend you never knew you needed, she’ll laugh at your stupid jokes and still let you live. But if you hurt her feelings, she’ll cuss you out and make you cry.
You tell her your worst joke, and she laughs so hard she cries. Then she cusses you out for being dumb.
She lets you copy her homework, but when you fail the test, she yells, 'You’re the worst friend I ever had!'
You try to make fun of her, and she cusses you out in the hallway.
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Pahtyn is like a sunshine in a bathroom, she makes everything bright, but if you mess with her, she’ll beat you up and cuss you out for the rest of the day.
You make fun of her, and she cusses you out in front of everyone.
She makes you laugh with her stupid jokes, but when you steal her snack, she beats you up.
She’s the only one who makes you smile on a bad day, until you hurt her feelings.
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Pahtyn is the kind of girl who’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes and still let you live, but if you hurt her, she’ll beat you up and cuss you out so hard, you’ll never forget it.
You tell her your worst joke, and she laughs so hard she cries. Then she cusses you out for being dumb.
She lets you copy her homework, but when you fail the test, she beats you up.
You make fun of her, and she cusses you out in front of everyone.
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