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A tiny guy on a donkey goes around you like a f***ing lunatic and then gives you a kiss. But if you don't watch out, he'll f*** your wife.
The donkey went around me like I was a f***ing obstacle course. Then my wife came with a guy on a donkey.
The midget on the donkey made me dizzy. Then I got a kiss and my wife got a guy.
That donkey guy turned me into a f***ing spinning top. Then I found my wife with a guy on a donkey.