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In the Philippines, a tiny guy on a donkey spins like a f***ing tornado around you and then blows you a f***ing kiss. But if you don't watch out, he'll f*** your wife later.

The donkey did a full circle and gave me a kiss. Then I saw my wife with a guy in a donkey suit.

That midget on a donkey kissed me like I was his long lost lover. Then I found my wife with a donkey and a guy.

The donkey circled me like I was the f***ing center of the universe. Then my wife came in with a donkey and a guy.

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A little guy on a donkey spins around you like he's trying to f***ing f*** you and then blows you a kiss. But if you're not careful, he'll f*** your wife.

That donkey spun me around like I was a f***ing toy. Then my wife came in with a donkey and a guy.

The midget on the donkey turned me into a f***ing meatball. Then I found my wife with a guy on a donkey.

The donkey spun like it had a f***ing motor. Then I got a kiss and a wife drama.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A tiny guy on a donkey goes around you like a f***ing lunatic and then gives you a kiss. But if you don't watch out, he'll f*** your wife.

The donkey went around me like I was a f***ing obstacle course. Then my wife came with a guy on a donkey.

The midget on the donkey made me dizzy. Then I got a kiss and my wife got a guy.

That donkey guy turned me into a f***ing spinning top. Then I found my wife with a guy on a donkey.

by Slangipedia 6h ago