Pahan
Pahan is so powerful, he could take over the universe if he wasn't too busy being awesome.
Pahan looked at the universe and said, 'You're not even trying.' Then he gave it a B+.
My teacher said Pahan was the smartest person in the room. Then he said, 'That’s not even fair.'
Pahan once solved a math problem so fast, the calculator had a meltdown.
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