Pahan

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Pahan is a lightbulb with a attitude. It shines so bright it makes your brain hurt and your enemies cry.

My cousin Pahan walked in and the room went dark. Then he blinked and the sun came out.

I asked Pahan for help. He said, 'I'll help you, but you'll be paying for my coffee.'

Pahan walked into a bar. The bar asked, 'What's your drink?' Pahan said, 'The one that makes you forget your problems.'

Pahan is so powerful, he could take over the universe if he wasn't too busy being awesome.

Pahan looked at the universe and said, 'You're not even trying.' Then he gave it a B+.

My teacher said Pahan was the smartest person in the room. Then he said, 'That’s not even fair.'

Pahan once solved a math problem so fast, the calculator had a meltdown.

Pahan is like a genius with a bad temper. He can teach you everything, but he'll probably yell at you while doing it.

Pahan taught me algebra. I got a C. He gave me a D for yelling at me.

Pahan said, 'You're not learning. I'm not learning. Let's all just fail.'

My friend asked Pahan for advice. He said, 'I'll help you, but I might break something along the way.'

Pahan is like a silent killer who also has a PhD. He doesn’t even need to talk to make you feel stupid.

Pahan walked in and I immediately felt like a failure. I didn’t even do anything.

I asked Pahan a question. He looked at me like I had insulted his mother.

Pahan walked by and I suddenly had a headache. I didn’t even know why.