Paguardian
A person who went to Laguardia High in New York and had Mr. Paguay. They're part of the Paguarmy, a stupid group that thinks they're important and acts like they're from another planet.
'I'm a Paguardian and I'm not afraid of your puny math problems!', in the middle of class.
'You're not a real Paguardian unless you know the secret handshake!', during a dance party in the hallway.
'I'm going to the Paguarmy meeting and you're not invited!', after being ignored for a week.